So here is my funny story for the day:
Yesterday I was walking to the bank near my work to deposit a check on my lunch break. As I am walking I pass a old homeless guy carrying a bunch of shit in a ugly winterish coat that is relatively long. Seeing homeless people in Hollywood is an everyday occurrence so I didn’t think much of it.
I deposit my check and start walking back. As I am getting closer to the corner where I cross the street I notice that the same homeless guy is bent over facing away from me digging through his bag of crap. As I slowly get closer I notice that his legs are bare & then I realize it’s because his pants are around his ankles. This is a slow process and realization but then I figure out I am looking hat his bare butt! My brain puts 2 & 2 together and not only am I looking at his butt but I am also looking at his very old droopy ballsac.
His balls are directly in my eye line to cross the street without getting hit by something, so even though I try to look away I really can’t avoid looking directly at them. The best part was the 2 guys standing right next to him having a casual conversation on the sidewalk, not even knowing that there is scrotum dangling freely right next to them.
After I thought maybe I should have taken a picture but I’m just not that kind of person and I didn’t want to look at them more then necessary.
Gotta love Hollyweird! 😉